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Nur tote Fische schwimmen mit dem Strom.

Mama: Zu jedem Topf gibt es einen passenden Deckel.

Ich: Und was, wenn ich eine Vase bin?

Mama: Dann bist du eine Ming-Vase. So wertvoll, dass sich niemand traut, dich anzufassen.

Sept. 28, 2015

brain: time to feel sad for no reason

me: why

brain: you gotta

Sept. 13, 2015

Reasons to trust me: I'm a tiny Kitten

Reasons not to trust me: I'm a tiny Kitten

Sept. 13, 2015

lovel-ylesbian:

silkbox:

Due to popular demand (or just,… demand?) I sat down and made this, literally, in the last two hours.

Unfortunately, it’s kind of squished-down so I WANT people to reblog it and correct/add their own stuff if they want to say something! The more information, the better.

I didn’t go too deeply into the technical names for the anatomy parts - you can google things pretty easily. But there IS one thing I want to add.

Due to the promotion of the clitoral stimulation, there are now some people under the impression that the clitoris is the end-all of orgasm achievement.

Please trust me when I say this is not true. I can’t really achieve clitoral orgasm very easily, and it’s kind of disappointing for me. On the other hand, I can reach G-spot orgasms and it’s tons better! It just goes to show you how many different ways bodies can be built. :3

THIS. This is what I wish had been part of my sex ed. Not “here’s a condom now watch me roll it onto a cucumber - tada all done, go have lunch”

(via manniac)

Sept. 13, 2015